SEBros | SEO for douchebags like you. http://sebros.org SEO for douchebags like you. Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:26:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Matt Cutts Eats Cookie Dough Straight From the Tube http://sebros.org/matt-cutts-eats-cookie-dough-straight-from-the-tube http://sebros.org/matt-cutts-eats-cookie-dough-straight-from-the-tube#comments Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:26:18 +0000 Bro Namath http://sebros.org/?p=80 qergergeg

]]> http://sebros.org/matt-cutts-eats-cookie-dough-straight-from-the-tube/feed 0 Rand Fishkin Bros Down at MozCon http://sebros.org/rand-fishkin-bros-down-at-mozcon http://sebros.org/rand-fishkin-bros-down-at-mozcon#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 22:32:50 +0000 Brosef Stalin http://sebros.org/?p=73 Rand Fishkin at MozCon

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]]> http://sebros.org/guy-to-girl-ratio-of-seo-peeps-with-cool-infographic/feed 2 SEBros Publishes and Distributes Press Release Solely for High-Quality Backlinks http://sebros.org/seo-for-douchebags-organization-sebros-publishes-and-releases-press-release-solely-for-high-quality-backlinks http://sebros.org/seo-for-douchebags-organization-sebros-publishes-and-releases-press-release-solely-for-high-quality-backlinks#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 17:20:38 +0000 Brosef Stalin http://sebros.org/?p=30 SEO for douchebags.]]> SEBros, an undisputed leader in the online marketing and opportunistic backlinking industry, is pleased to announce the syndication of a press release for the express purpose of garnering a wide variety of high-quality, diverse backlinks targeting its primary keyphrase: SEO for douchebags.

The backlinks are expected to come from a variety of news sources, press release aggregators and scraper sites with .pl, .ru and other discreditable TLDs.

SEBros provides unparalleled thought leadership for those in the internet marketing ecosystem, delivering sub par support and solutions for Fortune 500 companies the world over. However, this is largely irrelevant, as SEbros’ primary intention is to expand its backlink portfolio coupled with the awesomest custom anchor text.

Though press releases are typically utilized as a mouthpiece to present intra-organizational news to an outside audience, SEO for douchebags experts such as SEBros are not shackled by such menial, human-oriented constraints.

“We at SEBros are leveraging our unmatched internet marketing expertise to make consistently game-changing plays in our interactive space,” says Bro Namath, Director of Service-Oriented Marketing Services and Products (and Services) at SEBros. “We eagerly hope that the considerable amounts of tribal knowledge we’ve amassed in this ground-breaking organization will get us a sweet Yahoo! News or Ezine Articles mention.”

“We did pay $200 for this puppy, after all,” added Bro Namath.

As befitting its ever-progressive brand, SEBros will also utilize its press release to acquire backlinks for several other important keyphrases, including SEO for complete morons, SEO for buttwads, and it’s not spam, it’s SEO.

About SEBros
Typically, in the About section at the end of press releases, the author will include the organization’s URL, all typed out, linking back to said organization’s homepage. Not here. Breaking from PR convention, SEBros will include a URL with custom anchor text because it’s just gonna be the juiciest placement ever: SEO for douchebags (one more time).

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